Farmers Day Out :-)

Had a gr8 time with one of my friend today. My Farmville addiction forced me to do a bit of farming Stuff in real :-) Uploaded a few pics of farming stuff and other madness we did.. Here we go !!!

 Red Hot Farmville Seeder !!! :P
( click on read more to see all the pics )

Facebook Profile of World Renouned Terrorist Osma Bin Laden. :-)

This is out my my best ever imagination.. :-) I have spent almost 10 hours at a stretch. Hope u guys like it :-) Plz do not pilfer. Click on the image and enlarge it for better viewing.

Note: Please ignore the timing of comments. I have not changed it. All the parts of this page are taken from many of my friends page which i have edited. i will disclose their names later :-)

Here it goes....... enjoy........

Girls are so Intelligent !!!

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do
a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "God" will come to her dreams & fulfill her 3 wishes. So she decided to do it. She completed 4
yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "God" to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "God" comes in her dreams.

Now this is the dialogue between them.

God: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You
can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

God: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

God: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about the wishes and all, so he is also eligible for the wishes. So whatever you will wish for, ur boyfriend will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st wish.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

God: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

God: As you wish !

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl in the world.

God: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most
handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

God: As you wish.

God: Now the last wish remains.

Girl: O God, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

God: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

God: As you wish.

Think friends,

What happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the
world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really
more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end.

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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a
heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most
handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you
think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.
Hey....I told u girls not to read....... :-))

Hilarious !! Must Read.

This is Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing. 

This is one of the funniest mail i ever received :-)

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart :P

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore ... if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wat Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
..........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...:)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)
( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
( Plz ? for gods sake ask someone to help u in framing sentence )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there
anything like that.)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color.

Kick Start to my Blog :P

As i said already, facebook & farmville were not enough for me.... i started with a new blog to mark my presence on Virtual Internet world in a better way :-). I will be posting interesting articles here time to time to make sure that my visitors get addicted to me :P

The blog will consist of stuff like entertainment, news, current affairs. and lots of other fun. So guys, keep watching... Hope u are already gettin a favor of addiction.. lol :-)) 

Thank You
Bijoy :-)