Thursday, September 29, 2011

Mumbaiya Farzi Gyan: How to Identify Central Line Railway Stations.

Image found on web.


Hey Guys,

Here is another Mumbaiya Farzi Gyan by me. ;-) This is a blog post on "How to Identify Mumbai Central Line Stations (CR)" The list is very big, and so i'm starting from Dombivali. Hope you all like it..

This write-up is a extract from 1 of my old entries. I have added up a bit more information and experiences in this entry. Here we go...

Friday, September 16, 2011

Movie Review "Ek Tha Tiger"



Ek Tha Tiger is another slick, romantic thriller, starred by the youth icon Salman Khan. The movie is produced by Aditya Chopra under the banner of Yash Raj Films. Directed by Kabir Khan, the movie is scheduled to be out by June 2012.

The Bollywood Dream Jodi "Salman khan & Katrina Kaif" are starring the movie. Surprisingly, Ek Tha Tiger is the 1st venture of Salman khan & Yash Raj Films. Usha Uthup & Ranvir Shorey add-up to the Movie Cast.
Shooting across various locations in Ireland, this project is expected to create 1000s of short term jobs in Ireland and is also expected to generate a revenue of €1.5m to the Irish economy.

Story:
Usha Uthup, a scientist in a college is suspected of selling missile technology secrets to Pakistan. However, this has been noticed by the Secret Agencies of India and so the concerned authorities plan to send a spy-man cop to reveal the truth. Salman Khan acts this spy-man cop & is code-named as "Tiger".
Katrina Kaif acts Zoya in the movie who is the care-taker of the professor. Salman Khan takes admission to the college and gradually falls in love with Zoya. Thats it for here. Wait for the movie release to know more about the plot.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Tribute to all the "FB Like" & "FB Comments" deserving Boys!

This write-up is dedicated to all the boys who fail to get "Likes" and "Comments" on facebook in spite of the facebook activities they do which deserve the popularity.

It is usually noticed that Girls easily get a lot of "Likes" and "Comments" on every of their Status Update & Activity Feed on facebook, be it meaningful or not. But we POOR BOYS do not get good response for any of our Status Updates or Activity Feeds even if we deserve popularity, likes & comments. :-( :-(

Let me show you an example.



Look at this picture. A girl updated a status message "Won the Antakshari Contest" and it got LIKED by 45 friends in 10 mins :P

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Sharad Pawar - A 10000 Crores Man!

I'm the Number 1 Scam Master! :-)

UPA cabinet Ministers declared their properties & assets worth after being officially reminded for the 3rd times. The Anna Saga has caused some serious trouble for the corrupted who are looting the country from past few years. Finally, as the pressure by the senior parliament members increased, the union council members declared their assets worth, along with the assets worth of their family members.

All the figures were quiet surprising. I believe that all these corrupted ministers have declared their “chillar” wealth only. But the thing that surprised me the most was the declaration that came from our very very Hon’ble Agriculture Minister Mr. Sharad Pawar. He claims that his property including movable and immovable assets is worth 12 Crores only. LOL!

Kamaal karte ho Pawar ji...

Looks like I have to remind Mr.Pawar about the properties he holds and the money he has made through the scams. :-) Well guys, this is serious. I’m not making any false allegations. All the details given below are true. Chalo dekhte hein ke Pawar sahab ke paas kya kya hai aur kitna kitna.. ;-)
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Friday, September 2, 2011

My open Micchami Dukkdam to Everyone.

Image found on Google, Edited by me. Sorry ;-) Michami Dukkdam! :P

Agar kabhi kisi din maine galti se aapka mann dukhaya ho,


Agar jaante-najaante kabhi kuch galat kaha ho,

Ya kabhi aapke facebook status ko LIKE na kiya ho,


Ya kabhi aapke facebook ke status pe Comment na kiya ho,


Ya kabhi kisi post me aapko jabardasti tag kiya ho,