Meet Jhunjhunwala - The HUMBLE Man :-)

Jhunjhunwala says, "I always knew i was going to be rich. I never doubted it for a minute". likewise i say, "I always knew i was going to follow Jhunjhunwala on twitter. I never doubted it for a minute". :-P lol


Jhunjhunwala invented Twitter. He invented stock market. He invented HUMBLENESS ;-). He invented Money. He invented IPL, He invented Fun. He invented Greatness. He invented fatness ;-). He invented Daaru ;-). He invented THE MUNAF. He invented Awesomeness and now he is Awesomeshwar. He invented Chappal which was thrown at Kalmadi :P lol. Finally Jhunjhunwala invented INVENTIONS.


Watching Cricket World Cup & following his tweets has been an awesome experience. He has spread so much of HUMBLENESS. His HUMBLENESS is one of the reason why India won the World Cup. :-) When he starts tweeting he says "I HAVE ARRIVED"


When i read his words I HAVE ARRIVED, i get awesome feeling. I stop everything and start following his HUMBLENESS. :-) Jab sahab twitter ki paavan bhoomi pe kadam rakhte hein tab hawaien tez hojaati hein ;-) Hum confujj hojate hein ke twitter pe kisko follow karein Jhunjhunwala ko ya Jhunjhunwala ke HUMBLENESS ko =))


Following his tweets has been a real fun. His abuses, his holiness, his unique way of speaking, his Jhunjhunwalagiri and everything is so awesome. He is 1 word defination to awesomeness ;-) He talks on current topics which keeps the Twitter atmosphere Fresh !


Jab jhunjhunwala sahab twitter pe aate hein tab dil ki dhakan tez hojati hai.. aur jab bolte hein " I HAVE ARRIVED " tab hamari jaan chali jaati hai ;-P lol. Itne kum time me itna kuch bol jaate hein ke har teer nishaane pe lagta hai. :-) I'm his disciple since about 4-5 months. This means i'm blessed by his HUMBLENESS since 4-5 months. lol =))


Recently Jhunjhunwala has started blogging for Hindustan Times (HT). Due to this, HT had to change it name from Hindustan Times to HUMBLENESS TIMES =)))) See his GREATNESS, he is spreading his HUMBLENESS through newspapers now. If you do not read his blogs in HT then u are definately missing the Insanity =) He gives a reason to smile.


Jhunjhunwala ne bohot sara paisa banaya hai Stock Market se. Jitna time paisa chaapne me lagta hai usse jaldi toh jhunjhunwala Stock Market se utna paisa kama leta hai. oh sorry kama lete hein ;-) Stock Market toh inke isshaare pe chalta hai.. aur NSE toh aise chalti hai jaise inki girlfriend ho.. =))


Aur kya likhneka iss mahan Insaan ke baare me. Ye insaan nahi.. ye toh bhagwaan hein #jhunjhunwalaisgod. ;-) Jhunjhunwala is also one of the main reason why corruption will end soon now. Like Anna Hazare started fasting, Jhunjhunwala started drinking Beer till Govt approves for a panel on lokpal bill. Because of his drinking, Govt approved the proposal of drafting Lokpal Bill. Now corruption will end soon. =))


Iss mahan aadmi ke liye jitna bhi likho kum he hai. His HUMBLENESS in unlimited. He has attained OMNI GOD mode. He has attained Nirvana ! I'm dedicating my 41st blog post to the Great & Humble Jhunjhunwala !! we all love you sir :-) Fake Jhunjhunwala or Real Jhunjhunwala i dont care. I just want to be HUMBLE like him :P


Agar aap logon ko bhi HUMBLE honeka hai toh roz morning uthh ke yeh line ka 108 baar jhaap karein " Om Rhim Jhunjhunwalagiri Namah"

Follow him on twitter @jhunjhunwala :-) Follow is HUMBLENESS :-) 

I was a farmer once........ :-)

I was a farmer once.. An Addicted Farmer... Yeah, i'm talking about Farmville.. Almost every friend on my facebook profile was addicted to this game. This game was then a reason why facebook gained importance. I was badly addicted to this game. I used to used to spend/waste almost 5 hours a day playing farmville. 

But how did i catch my addiction....? Almost every computer i saw in my office had FV on it. I wondered why was everyone so excited & mad about this game. I never knew a bit of this game before. My friends use to text me to send farmville items lol.. i used to say them that i'm not playing it and i dont know what the game was all about. 


One of my friend then explained me the concept of this game. I was still not much interested in this game. But i had started playing it occasionally. I was sorrounded by FV addicts in my office which also developed FV addiction into me. :P :P LOL ! I then started playing FV like mads. It was like a competition among we friends and soon i was leading the race. My facebook wall was flooded with FV feeds and updates. Things were interesting alot. Befriending unknown people from all over the world, sending and receiving FV items, requesting for items needed through status updates and beating all the friends by gaining mazimum XP and moving up levels. All was happening so fast and FV became a part of life. lol :P


It was a trending topic on twitter too :P everybody in the world was farming i guess. Everybody was plowing, harvesting, seeding and moving up on FV :-) I forgot that i had a real world too :P I used to ask or i would say i used to beg to my friends for FV items :P lol. Farmville developers was making alot of improvements in the game. New vehicle, buildings, animals, seeds, decorative items, statues, and alot more of virtual things that almost covered whole world into it. 


I used to wake up early sometimes to harvest my crops so that they do not get withered. I never woke up early ever for my studies in my life :P :P 


But this addiction lasted just for 4 months. I realized that it was waste of time :P I was gaining nothing out of it. And slowly i reduced my farmville activities. I still remember my mom shouting at me. She used to say " Aag lage toje farm ke" means, " let ur farm catch fire " coz i used to remain awake till late nights for farming :P lol.. Farmville Dog was another idiot which was to be fed every 6 hours :P


Today i feel that i was so careless in those 4-5 months. So many people came in my life, a few left away but i did not allow my Farmville Dog to go.. lol.. i was killing times then.. I'd stopped my FV activities. Blocked farmville feeds and i started to hate this game. It took away my 4 important months :P A Big time. ;-) I dont know how and why i developed hatred for this game.


But my new addiction helped to keep me moving... Mumbai !!! I used to spend my free time in researching about Mumbai. And before catching this addiction, i made a thorough audit of it whether i was again wasting my time or this time i was gaining something from it. I found that i was gaining alot alot alot from it. :-))))))


Soon I visited a place called Nariman Point 1st time ever in my life. That day was awesome. That time was awesome. Everything was awesome. I was roaming all alone in Mumbai and Nariman Point soon became my new addiction :P :P I designed Nariman Point on my farmville.. :-) i wondered if i could ever do that nicely but when i showed my farm to few of my Mumbai friends and asked for a feedback, they said that it was awesome. That made me happpyyyy :P it took me around 8 hours on a go to design Nariman Point on my farmville.

Now, i have no sense of what is happening in the virtual world of farmville. I stopped playing social games since then. I avoid every crap of that virtual gaming now. Just to cherish memories i sometimes go through my farmville album :P :P Have a look to the photo pasted below.. Does it look like Nariman Point ?? :-) ;-)

Check the chickens.... i had about 300 chickens on my farm. I've build the Hotel Trident with White Fence :P Air India Building too. :P :P Those were the last 8 hours i worked on my farmville..


If u wish to see other snaps of my farm then click the link below.. :D


https://www.facebook.com/media/set/fbx/?set=a.1222018755064.2030877.1366816902&l=f471154822

I also did a bit of real farming... :-) Had been to a nearby village where i found a tractor and all the farming stuff :D Have a look. :D

Thats all about the farmville life :) It was a good 4 months Virtual Journey. I'm out of the virtual life now :-) The Real life is more faster than the Virtual one ;-) thnx for reading :-) Good Day.. :-)

Bijoy Momaya !!!

Mumbai Police Zindabad - The Rescue of Karnit Shah !

This refers to the incident that took place in Kandivli - Mumbai where a 6 year old boy Karnit Shah was kidnapped from outside of his house on 6th April. Karnit was said to be playing Cricket with his friends. After the game ended, all his friends returned home but Karnit did not. As the time passed, Karnits parents went in search of him and found that he was missing. 

Sooner, Karnit's father reported this to the Police Station and the search began. His parents did everything they could do to search him. They pasted posters of Karnit till Mahalaxmi station. They took help from the local media to spread a word about Karnit missing, but were still unable to trace him which made clear that the boy was kidnapped. Police started investigating into the matter with various views. Searching a 6 year old boy in Mumbai was a hell task. 

Surprisingly, Karnit was traced in Allahabad after 14 days. He was rescued from the kidnappers just a day before when the kidnappers had decided to murder him. Below are some interesting facts that made this case significant. 

1st time ever, a group of 400 policemen, divided into 3 groups were enforced into a task of rescuing a kidnapped.

Policemen spread across the city as health volunteers of Pulse Polio Drive
 and few Policemen as customers to tantrik baba because they suspected "Child Sacrifice Practice" by a tantrik. But there was no much clue about Karnit.

Further investigations by police team found that a Cake Shop near Karnit's house remained closed after Karnit's kidnapped. Inquiring and investigating about the same, the police found that Cake shop owner was the culprit. 

Cake shop owner named Sohanlal Gupta planned to kidnap Karnit with the help of his two cake delivery boys Sandeep Barose and Sameer Khan. 

Karnit, after loosing a cricket match, was sitting in a society garden near his house, where Sameer approached him and offered him chocolate and cake. Sameer was often seen playing with Cricket with these kids in past. But this time he had some different intentions. He took Karnit to Sohanlal who later kidnapped him and took him to Allahabad. 

3 days later, Sohanlal called Karnits parents and demanded 1 Crore (billion). This call was traced by local police under DCP Mahesh Patil. This made the police clear that the kidnapped boy was sheltered in a small village near Allahbad. With the details of the call, the police reached Allahabad and intelligently rescued Karnit from the clutches of Sohanlal. Police also arrested the 4th accused Surjeet Bhang, who helped Sohanlal in the process.

Another interesting fact about this case is, the Parents also used facebook as a media to search the small boy. I saw many of my friends updating their facebook status about Karnit's Missing News. However, it did not help in the detection process but it was one of the best way i believe.

After police rescued Karnit, they informed his parents about it and the celebrations started. :) :) 100s of relatives and friends were gathered at the airport to welcome the missing boy and the police.

As they arrived, Karnit jumped into his father's arms and his mother broke down with the tears of joy. This is what Karnit's father and few relatives had to say..

Karnit's father: "I have never seen so many people coming out to help a family with such sincerity. From day one, every member of the society has been helping us in whatever way they could.

They have searched for my child till late hours in the night, gone with me to authorities and run errands for my disturbed family. Even the policemen have treated the case as if their own child had gone missing. I am indebted to everyone."

Vipul Shah, a relative of the Shahs, said, "We are now all headed to Pranik garden. There will be massive celebrations today. Children have already started exploding crackers. It will be Kandivali's Ganpati today." 

The crowd at the Airport cheered and shouted with pride "Mumbai Police Zindabad" (Long Live Mumbai Police).

Hats off to Mumbai Police. Congratulations from me ! 

21 facts one should know.

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.


2. Until babies are six months old , they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!


3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.


4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite !!!!!!!!!!


5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.


6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.


7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.


8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.


9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.


10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.


11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.


13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called Phosphenes.


14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.


16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted .


17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing .


18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.


19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .


20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal !!!!!!!!!!!!


21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

E-Mail Fraud or a Prank ??

Last night i received a mail which surprised me :-) I guess its a prank by some of my friend. But it remains suspicious as i did not find any proper proofs to trace that its a prank. And so i started my Audit Work :-P

The mail shows that its from FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation asking me to give proper justifications for a transaction. I'm named as the beneficiary of some Big Money. (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars $10.5m) Thats really a big money man !! :-P :-P

Firstly i thought that it must be some E-Mail fraud. But as i read the mail, i found that they no where asked for my personal account details. If it had to be a Email Fraud then they should have asked my personal account info. I also got a notification from Gmail in the same mail. Check the image below. Please click on the image to enlarge for proper viewing.

There is also a document attached to it giving some other details. It says that the way i'm using to transfer the funds ( Big Money :P ) is used by terrorists. Why the heck will i do this ?? :-( I really dont support Terrorism :-( 

BTW i liked the concept that they have made a systematic way even for the terrorists to transfer funds :P :P i don't know why terrorists are allowed to transfer funds. But please be assured that i have not asked for any such transfers. Nor i know why i was made the beneficiary of this money. Mor i'm a bloody terrorist

The attached document said this...

From: Federal Bureau of Investigation

Dept: Anti-Terrorist & Monetary Crimes Division

Office: Washington, D.C. Headquarters

Address: J. Edgar Hoover Building 93 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

govt.fbi@live.com

Phone: 1-800-238-0767

Email:

This is to officially inform you that a foreign bank from Africa have transferred funds worth Millions of United States Dollars, precisely (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars $10.5m) with your name as the beneficiary. This foreign bank knows that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from their location to your account and therefore they used what is known as Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) to do this transfer and they are currently awaiting a confirmation from you for final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist/drug related activities, so if you are not intending to finance terrorism and your transaction is legitimate, why then did you agree to receive these funds through this means that was used instead of a direct transfer to your account? Our findings shows that this method of transfer was used in the past to finance terrorist/drug acts, so there is need to correct this problem now to avoid you getting into trouble when the funds reflects in your account. Under the United Nations monetary rules it is our duty as a worldwide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account. Due to the increased

difficulty and security measures set up by the United States for the transfer of funds from foreign banks, the FBI foreign bank commission has stopped the transfer on its way to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a).

We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.

We demand your immediate response with full details of the transaction you are doing that involved this huge sum because the funds are currently being held in our custody. You must provide us with a Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorized the fund transfer to certify that the funds you are about to receive are clean and free from terrorism and drug. Until this document is provided we shall have cause to cross and impound the transfer.

The Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History

Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprin submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. This Condition is Valid until 31th of Jan 2011 after which the funds shall be confiscated and legal action will be taken against you.

  

Guarantee: Funds will be released upon confirmation of the DIST document.

NOTE: We have requested for the DIST document to make available the most complete

and update records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Document to us, we will summon/charge you with the financial crimes. The United Nations Department of Justice Order 556-un73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review.

The FBI Criminal Justice Information Service (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities. Kindly get back to us or contact the bank that has transferred the fund in your name to your account with this contact details below and obtain the (DIST) for proper jurisdiction and verification.

Shawn Henry-Executive Assistant Director (Criminal, Cyber, Response, and Services

Branch)

I'm not replying to this mail coz Gmail alerted me with a "Phishing Notification"
which says not to reply to such emails. 


The mail says that if i fail to provide the required documents then i will charged with Financial Crimes. lol.. pehele utna paisa dedo.. phir joh bhi Charge lagana hai laga lena ;-) its a big money man :-P :-P


And if i'm proved guilty for anything (even after not doing anything like that) then its a request to put me in Arthur Road Jail, near Chinchpokli, Mumbai :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 


phir kya hai.. haath me paisa bhi rahega.. saath me Mumbai bhi rahega... :)) Naam toh famous ho ich gaya hoga :P :P

I don't know if some of my friend is trying to prank. But i treat this mail as a EMail fraud. Readers are ruquested to comment below if even they have received such mails.


Happy Weekend People :-)

Mumbai WR looks for its most loyal users :-)

The Western Railway is frantically searching for two individuals from among the millions who use its suburban lines every day.

These two, at the moment only seven-digit numbers on the computer that controls WR's ticketing system, have been identified as its most loyal customers.

There is a reward in the offing, and a felicitation, but Railway officials say ATVM card-holders WR 0000034 and WR 0000099 can be found only if they come forward on their own. "There is really no other way," confesses chief spokesperson Sharat Chandrayan.

So what is so special about these people? On October 10, 2007, when Indian Railways introduced the Automated Ticket Vending Machine (AVTM) scheme, WR 0000034 bought a card at Churchgate station at 8:16 pm. A little over an hour later, at 9:49 pm, WR 0000099 picked up a card at the same window.

Today, when the network has grown to a total of 5.5 lakh cards, used by 45,000 passengers daily, their numbers swelling with each passing day, these are the only two cards that are still active from day one - with no breaks due to disuse or over-use.

"We want to felicitate the two people for their loyalty towards the concept of ATVMs. We want to do it during Railway Week, which is on till April 16. While we award employees for their good work, this time we want to celebrate these commuters because it is these people who make the Railways such a robust organisation," Chandrayan told Mumbai Mirror.

The Railways computer has a number of details about them, but none that will help identify them. They know, for example, that WR 0000034 last recharged their card at 12:41pm on January 11, 2011 at the Central Railway's Kurla station. It was the 10th recharge, worth Rs 100. The card's six-month validity means it is now operational until July 10.

WR 0000099, on the other hand, has recharged his card 12 times, four times at CST, three times at Bandra, and at other stations between Dadar and Bhayandar. His last recharge was on February 19 at 6:27 pm at a window in Andheri.

The Railways has other details which, if analysed, could perhaps provide a travelling pattern broken into six-monthly cycles, but the computer does not contain any personal data; not even their names.

Due to the sheer volume of passengers who use the Railway system across the country, there simply isn't enough server space for it.

Officials came across the significance of these cards during a routine study of the ATVMs being conducted by a team led by WR Chief Commercial Manager (Passenger Marketing) DK Singh. "These two smart cards were found while they were examining travel patterns and usage," Chandrayan said.

The ATVM project is important to the Railways because it helps bring down queues at ticketing counters, and could reduce manned windows over time.

Another advantage for the Railways, which handles money running into crores in small denominations, is that the ATVM machine's one-time pay concept reduces minor cash transactions.

WR counters located across 28 stations sell 325 new ATVM smart-cards, and recharge another 3,200 every day. Commuters buy 30,000 tickets daily, only for the Western line, using these cards on 115 machines between Churchgate and Virar.

While 47 machines have been damaged over the last four years due to vandalism, commuters such as WR 0000034 and WR 0000099 are a symbol of how well the project has worked.

Railway officials are now asking these loyal, model passengers to send their details to the sms helpline number 9004477777 at the earliest.

Sources: Mumbai Mirror

My Journey from Ramayan to Pavitra Rishta :P

The title and the pic below already gives a hint of what i'm writing about. :) 

I recollect my childhood days when every Sunday i used to stick to the TV set to watch the Mythological Heroes Ram & Laxman & the Hanuman Gang. And when the Ravan's plan used to go flop in the battle field, i used to be happy than anyone else on this Earth. lol.. yeah, i was an insane follower of Ramayan Serials coz of the theme which was related to wars and some RAJNIKANT kind of Super Powers :P lolzzz :))) Being a kid, i used to imagine what would have happened in the past when Ram & Laxman really existed. The Hanuman Gang was my all time favourite :-) Man they really used to get the hell out of the Ravan's gang :-) This is what i used to start off my Sundays with.

Another TV show was "Shaktimaan" :-) I guess it was a Saturday telecast. We had a half-day school from 8:30am to 12:00pm and this show Shaktimaan was scheduled at 12:30pm. It was something relating to a man who again had RAJNIKANT kind of powers :P He was a News Reporter by  profession, but he soon turned to Shaktimaan when there was something wrong going around. :-) I used to love this serial too but now i know that it was a bull shit lol :P :P 

Later on i got busy with studies & tutions as i progressed to higher standards and soon i had to let go my addictions to this TV serials. I was growing up and i could not find time to catch up with these TV shows. Moreover, i had lost my interest from TV due to studies pressure and my new addiction Cricket was on the high too. Then, i used to get back to TV only for watching news or watching a Cricket Match. Watching a movie on TV or in theater is still a joke for me :)) i'm not interested in movies, but yeah, in my free time, i plug in my ear phones n listen some music for hours together. 

But now when i look at the present generations, i find all this very different and unimaginable.. :-) The kids now are much interested in Shiela ki jawani and Munni badnaam hui :P hehehehe.. Things have really changed alot. No one watches Ramayan now. :-) Kids grow up watching Ekta Kapoor's endless serials. These family serials have really destroyed the thinking caliber of todays generation.

I made a point to watch a few episodes recently to see how do they celebrate the Beautiful Holi festival. All the serials had something or u can say everything bad in it. The Saas plans to mix bhaang in Bahu's glass of milk and then the Bahu acts in a funny way in front of whole society which leads to fights between the Husband & Wife.  Holi festival is so very beautiful but these serials and TV shows have projected a wrong message to the present generation. No one knows why Holi or Diwali is celebrated. But everyone knows how will Saas plan to destroy Bahu's image in society. :P :P Some kids these days are so fast that they come up with unique plans favouring either the Saas or the Bahu. lolzz :))) The serial named Pavitra Rishta is kind of joke to me because the Bahu had 2 husbands and still call the relation as Pavitra Rishta :P lol.. The only thing i like about Pavitra Rishta is its shooting location - Dombivli, Mumbai :-))))))))))))))))

We did not have computers and facebook in our childhood. And the big problem now is that the present generation has ;-) Students plan Saamuhik School/College Bunk online on facebook ! Well, i would say its an advantage ;-) coz i liked bunking too :) hehehehe. Todays generation are growing up amongst the Multi-Crore Scams, The Earthquakes, The Recessions, IPL, Sheila, Munni and the all time gr8 RAJNIKANT and many more things which are so strange and unbelievable. I don't know what must be going on in the intellectual minds of this generation. People now fall in luv to soon and break off sooner ;-) But i feel that the things should go on as they are going now. The Generation Next should keep on bringing changes. I sometimes wonder how i could survive my Journey from Ramayan to Pavitra Rishta.

Things where really simple when Apple & Blackberry were just fruits. :-)))))

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I Support Corruption :-)

1st of all.. let me make it clear that m not against any individual or a group who are opposing corruption. I do not intend to hurt any group or anyone by the comments or the blog which i m writing below. Its purely a bunch of my views.

Im NOT against Corruption !! M not supporting Sir Anna Hazare, nor i m opposing him. But i need Corruption for my normal living. M sure you must be thinking that im a foolish youth of present generation to speak this. But i stand to my point. I NEED CORRUPTION for my normal living.

I cannot run my business if i m honest. I cannot earn my bread & butter if i do not support Corruption. With all the loads of heavy taxes being imposed m forced to evade it. With so much of competition prevailing everywhere, i just cannot afford to remain back being honest. Forget about the taxes... even if i m happy with minimum earnings that gives me bread n butter 2 times a day, i still cannot live without corruption.

Let me give you an example. If i m a trader and i buy goods from somewhere outside my state. I need to issue a C-Form to the seller of goods. And C-Form is available in the Commercial taxes dept. Will i get this C-Forms without paying Bribe ?.... Never ! So being an honest businessman, fulfilling all the legal formalities to effect a trade, doing everything what the authorities say, i still need to bribe a man to get a C-Form. Okay... we have Online C-Form application system now. But, to get my C-Forms applications approved on online system, I still need to bribe to officer who approves it.

How will i run my business honestly ? I need to bribe even if i m happy with very small earning which give me bread n butter 2 times a day. Now plz tell me should i support corruption or stand against the dept. who takes bribe ? okie... I’ll stand against the dept. and many other businessmen who happily pay bribes. Then how will i fill my stomach ???

Forget about the business and the bribes. M still a student... Unfortunately m not a bright student. M not getting a seat in a good college. But if i m paying mouth watering donations to the college, then i will surely get a seat. I dont care about a student who has scored well in his previous standards and who deserves a seat instead of me. i just want a seat in the best college. Now, how will i pay the high donations ? You know how...... :)) :P :P

Another case... I m a bright student. but some1 has paid high donation to get a seat and now all the seats are full. I will not get a seat in spite of scoring high in my previous standards. Now, i will ask my parents to adjust somehow for equally high donations coz i m worried about my future. If i do not get a seat in reputed college, i wont get a good job in spite of scoring high. How will my parents manage to pay high donations ? You know how again.

Again forget everything, forget the bribes, forget that m a student. M just a small artist and I m happy with my very small earnings which I earn by paintings. M driving a small vehicle and a Traffic Cop stops me. I dont have a licence. So what i do is, i just pay Rs.100/- to him instead of paying Rs.200/- to the Traffic Control Dept. M i spreading corruption for my normal living ? yes :) i m !!

Again forget the above case.. I m just a housewife. I go for shopping. I buy gold ornaments, sarees and some basic things. The bill comes to about Rs.10000/- and i have to say about Rs.400/- to Rs.500/- tax on my purchases. Why should i pay it ? Instead i can use that money for my mobile recharge which can last for 2 big months. :)

Again forget this. Im an elderly person. I want my Provident Fund back. But the PF officer is demanding some money. Instead of visiting again and again, spending so much money for auto rick, and taking so much trouble in my old age, i will simply pay bribe as others do. Why should i fight ? Why should i spoil my relations with others who happily pay bribe.

Now, m just a Professional say a CA or a Doctor. I do everything as per the rules. I earn good money coz I m a professional. Every year I file my Income Tax returns honestly. I have to receive the Income Tax refund in case of TDS. Will I get my refund order without bribing the officer ? J Moreover, if I bribe him, I m improving relations with an INCOME TAX OFFICER J

So it does not matter whoever i m.. a businessman, a student, housewife or an Elderly Man.. I need corruption for my Normal Living.

The Corruption roots are so deep now that no one can even dream of living a simple life without spreading corruption. We really NEED the corruption now. At least I need it for sure. :) Can a traffic cop who gets Rs.8000 to Rs.10000 live his life happily without accepting a bribe when the food inflation is so high ?  Can I run my business without spreading corruption.. ?

When we being a common man cannot live without corruption, then we do not have right to stop the Govt. authorities. I don’t feel ashamed to say that if I was a Minister or an Commercial tax officer then even I would have happily accepted the bribes J I cannot live without it coz being a Commercial Tax Officer I need to pay some amount from my bribes every to my head of dept every month for giving me the job. If I m a head of dept then I would have to pay some money to ministry levels.

When The Ambanis entered the Telecom Markets with 40 paise call tariffs, they were penalized heavily. So why do people blame Ambanis for spreading corruption ?  Even they need it like we common man need. Yaar, India hai yeh. People are more concerned about winning a cricket match. People are more concerned about their living. Paapi pait ka savaal hai sir ;-) :P

So its better not to oppose or support Anti – Corruption. Abhi kuch nahi ho sakta.. We are happy with India winning the World Cup.  IPL start hua hai… maze karo yaar.. J If we oppose corruption then it will inversely affect or NORMAL LIVING !! Nahi jee payenge yaar J

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